Absolute Nonsense Funtime Flash Show
OMHPS is a little slow right now, so let's have a silly fun show! I want to learn to run shows on OMHPS without a lot of pressure, so I've made this quick show with a quick turnaround to gain some experience. You won't find many of the normal classes here! This is all nonsense all the time. Don't take it seriously at all. Only one workmanship class, for etchies! Because I love them and people always forget about them in Workmanship Divisions!
1) 2 entries per class, per entrant. 2) Many of the classes are fairly open to account for their "fun class" nature. Cross enter up to 5 classes per horse, but I will DQ horses that very obviously don't fit the class. 3) See the descriptions of each Division/Class for further info. 4) Some of the Divisions only have 1 sections. This is so we can have more Division Champions/Reserves! 5) I probably got something to do with the setup of this show wrong. It's my first time. I have no clue what I'd doing! Let's go!
Divisions
Classes for fun expressions and poses!
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Classes for fun expressions!
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Classes
Behold the essence of the sassy chestnut mare. (Mares only. Non-chestnut horses will be DQed.)
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Thousand-yard stares. O.O Ponies reliving the trauma of that time you were an hour late with their grain.
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DNP after 5
Classes for fun poses!
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Ponies kicking butt and taking names! And you're all out of names!
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DNP after 5
Ponies flying through the air! Must have all 4 hooves off the ground. Wings optional.
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Show off your congas! Must have at least 3 horses, all in one photo (no collages).
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Sections
Congas by color or pattern! For example: All dapple bays, or all snowflake appaloosas, or all dun ponies, etc.
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Classes
Color congas containing just realistic horse colors/patterns.
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DNP after 5
Color congas containing just unrealistic horse colors/patterns. Give me your rainbow congas!
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DNP after 5
Congas containing only medallions!
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Classes
Original finish/custom mixed congas for Traditional Scale.
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DNP after 5
Congas containing both original finish and custom models.
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Original finish/custom mixed congas for Traditional Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish/custom mixed congas for Classic Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish/custom mixed congas for everything smaller than Classic Scale.
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DNP after 5
Congas containing artist resin models only.
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Classes
Original finish/custom mixed congas for micro mini scale only.
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DNP after 5
Original finish/custom mixed congas for Traditional Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish/custom mixed congas for Classic Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish/custom mixed congas for everything smaller than Classic Scale (except micro mini).
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DNP after 5
Congas containing original finish models only.
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Classes
Original finish congas for Traditional Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish congas for Classic Scale.
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DNP after 5
Original finish congas for everything smaller than Classic Scale.
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DNP after 5
Everyone always forgets etched classes in Workmanship divisions! They really should always be separate, in my opinion. I love etchies! Here is a division just for them! (I'm planning an etched-only show later this year!) Custom etched plastic only. Realistic colors only, except for fantasy section/classes!
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Sections
Appaloosa etchies!
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Classes
Classes for fantasy colors and unrealistic pattern etchies!
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Classes
Fantasy and unrealistic appaloosa etchies!
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DNP after 5
Fantasy and unrealistic other pattern etchies!
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DNP after 5
Mixed etchie patterns!
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Classes
Other mixed patterns (more than one pattern expressed at a time). Must have multiple patterns selected or the model will be DQed.
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DNP after 5
Other pattern etched classes!
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Roan etchies!
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Classes
Pinto patterned etchies!
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Classes
Solid etchies? I'm sure there must be some! Here are classes for them! No white markings beyond the face or above the knee.
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Classes
Classes for pony family portraits!
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Sections
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Classes
More than one parents and a foal (all horses must be in the same photo). Sex of the parents does not matter.
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DNP after 5
Stallions or geldings with foals only (both horses must be in the same photo).
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DNP after 5
Mares with foals only (both horses must be in the same photo).
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DNP after 5
Classes just for things I like, because I can.
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Sections
Classes for the kinds of decorator models I like!
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Classes
Purple is my favorite color. The purpliest purple pony.
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DNP after 5
Classes for horses that are the best of a particular type that I like.
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Classes
I love Kaimanawa Horses. Most people have never heard of them. I wonder if anyone will even enter this class?
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DNP after 5
I grew up in Maryland. Assateague and Chincoteague ponies only.
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Classes for particular molds. Anything not on those molds will be DQed!
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Classes
Othello/Wintersong mold only! OF and Custom allowed.
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Both Traditional and Stablemate Scale Firehearts allowed! OF and Custom allowed.
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Standing Firesian/Django mold only! OF and Custom allowed.
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Classes for random other things I like!
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Classes
Breyer original finish resin/porcelain/china models. Christmas ornaments will be summarily DQed.
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DNP after 5
Micro Mini artist resin models only! Because it's my favorite thing to paint!
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DNP after 5
Must be a custom with more than one head!
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DNP after 5
(All of these memes will be old because I am old.)
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Sections
The only cure for sadness!
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Classes
Your chaddiest chad of a horse. (Stallions only for purest gigachadness.)
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DNP after 5
Horses that contain the essence of a poptart cat shooting rainbows across the sky while repetitive happy music plays forever (10 Hour Loop).
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DNP after 5
Do you have a horse that looks like they are sitting on a bench eating lunch and having an existential crisis on the inside? This is the class for them.
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DNP after 5
Classes for Other Animals!
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Sections
Classes for particularly boopable snoots.
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Classes
Common non-reptilian pet classes!
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Classes
I love reptiles. Show me the scaly babies!
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Classes
Weirdos of the model horse world, unite!
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Sections
You love them, even if no one else does.
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Classes
For knock-off ponies only. A Breyer knock-off from Alibaba? A plastic pony from a claw machine that looks suspiciously like a CollectA model someone put in a blender? This is the class for them!
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DNP after 5
Classes for things you might find in a plastic tub at the back of the shop for $5.
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Classes
Half-finished projects you are totally going to get to tomorrow...
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DNP after 5
Chunks of Horse. Incomplete Drastic Customs. Do you have a head laying around? A leg? A rear end? Finally, the bits you have in the drawer that everyone else finds weird can win a prize!
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DNP after 5
Classes for somewhat dubious achievements in model horsitude.
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Sections
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Classes
For the horse that never wins anything. (Model can not have any ribbons/prizes, and must have entered at least 1 show previously and did not place.)
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Your most recent purchase. Can be anything! Just has to be new!
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The horse you never expected to place, but somehow it won a ribbon! (This class dedicated to the time I took my least favorite Stablemate to a live show just to fill out my show string, and it ended up winning OF Division Champion.)
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Classes based on looks! Bust out those pretty ponies! (Or the exact opposite...)
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Sections
Classes for pretty ponies!
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Classes
Show off those luscious manes and tails!
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DNP after 5
Classes for....the ponies that try really hard.
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Classes
Fantasy equines that look like realistic horses, except for horns/wings/etc. The least glitter, the better!
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DNP after 5
Models that show scars. (Like on wild horses. Not damaged paint jobs.)
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The craziest possible cross.
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Cross breeds only
Classes for models with interesting names!
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Sections
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Classes
Models named after other animals! (Name must contain an animal, like a horse named "Counting Sheep," etc.)
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Just...best name. The name I like best. Totally subjective.
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Horses with names that don't match them! (A giant draft named "Tiny," etc.)
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Show me your Lord Fluffington Von Snoodlebutt the Thirds!
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Every Fall Out Boy fan can spot an old school Fall Out Boy song title a mile away. There's just something unique about them. A sort of elevated self-aware pretention. I love it. Examples of actual Fall Out Boy sing titles: "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'", "Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet", "I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)", "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued." That sort of thing. Please note: Horses actually named after Fall Out Boy song titles will not place. That's too easy.
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Models with nerdy/geeky/fandom names (affectionate)! I'll pick the one I think fits the best!
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Absolute Nonsense Funtime Flash Show - Contact show host
Questions? Why would you have questions? But if you do, I'm @eighthsinmodels on Instagram.